Yet another black hat blog

Google has taken over the porn market

zxza — Sat, 29 Apr 2006 22:45:12 +0000

It has come to my godlike attention that google have launched their first tranny granny porn site, seems like they really want to take over every corner of the internet. They recently launched it and it already has a PR of 6, I wonder what the spammers focusing on the mature niche have to say, anyway here's the site:

http://www.google.com/moms/

Google, you’re as homosexual as your parents

zxza — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 07:41:32 +0000

Another site banned by google and I can't get the new ones indexed, it sucks I've spent countless years making a guestbook spamming script and it doesn't seem to work anymore, damn. Finally I tried trackback spam, I don't know if it's going to help but sure felt like GOD spamming all those crappy blogs. Blogs are the worst, I have a couple of them in my address bar and I visit them whenever I want to to get really pissed off and aggresive and there's been a trend to bitch about spammers. Some corporate bitch said if she ever met a spammer she'd hang him from a tree. I said I was looking forward to meeting her and either raping or beating her to death, maybe both. I'm ready to meet everyone who has a problem with spammers, keep in mind that I have a pretty cool axe under my bed so you might end up missing an arm. Stupid internet warriors I can do whatever I want.

Here's a pic of my axe, tremble infidels.

More BS from BS

zxza — Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:32:47 +0000

Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schlachten.
Der Metzgermeister.

Ok, 0 readers ( I had one who wasn't a ninja, but he's gone now, so I can address my usual public ), Blogsolution is a warm cup of urine. It turned out my order number was crap, and I got a msg "If you think it's unfair, contact us" .. yeah, how about you make yourself a diarrhea cocktail and beat it. Of course it's unfair idiots, well ok maybe it isn't I got it for free. Anyway I demand a FREE copy of it now, so I can give my highly expert opinion, don't you marketing superhumans see the potential in such a review? I'm sure you don't, because you're all a bunch of more successful people than me and I envy everyone who is a lot more successful than me. Forget that I don't care how successful you are, I envy everyone who has a lot of money, because I don't. And I hate that show "Europe's richest people"…everyone claims that it's so damn easy to be rich, just have a shitload of luck and there you have it, you're rich. DONATE ME 1 mln. dollars now, ok I'll wait another 10 sec. 20 even.

Prikaz ponial, tovarish general

zxza — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:47:19 +0000

I was having doubts whether I’m really a spammer, but now I know for sure and am damn proud about it. Akismet marks my comments on my own blog as spam, is that cool or what?

Can’t touch this *gay dance & music here*

Nazdar BS

zxza — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:37:09 +0000

After several days of mental preparation I finally decided to upload Teh Blog Solution Pro Uber and before even making any money I had to email those assholes at my hosting company and tell them to enable wildcarding for my domains. It sucked, I don’t want to have any contact with such insignificant people, furthermore I bought several domains from them and it turned out they didn’t add them to my hosting because I have to buy a separate hosting account for each or some crap like that, I left that without a comment and will slap their faces with my dick later on. Then I had to make a rest for 2 days because the actual contact with these assholes made me feel filthy. Finally I uploaded the stuff and started the install only to get a stupid error message ” YOU need Zend Optimizer Pro, EAT SHIT! “. Yeah I did eat some shit, yet again I had to mail those dipshits from my hosting. Almost 4 days of dealing with TBS and still not a cent. It has got to either cure cancer, AIDS and make disabled people walk again or make me rich to get a decent grade.

Just my 2 cents.

WTF does this mean I don’t understand the people who use it, 2 cents? What cents, where, why are your 2 cents in ASCII format? Are you giving your cents to me, I don’t need your money bitch. And if you want to be REALLY funny, I mean funny as shit or Mattttt Cutttts, use “Just my 0.00002$”…. Sooo funny, you see how instead of 2 cents, I’m using zeroes and that dollar sign, AHAHAHAhaAHAHA. FUNNY.

Ich aber komme gegen dich mit der Kraft Jahwes

zxza — Fri, 14 Apr 2006 12:14:28 +0000

I'll be reviewing The Blog Solution Pro Uber Version sometime soon. They already owe me 200$ for just mentioning their software on this page. This automatically means 3000 sales from my 0 readers ( they're ninjas, that's why you can't see them in the logs ). Now I'll build up some suspense by not reviewing the software in this post.

Another thing that puzzles me is why the hell do all these scripts and other crap have images with cartboard boxes.

As far as I know this kind of software is not burned on CDs, neither is distributed in boxes so WTF do they make the effort to make such images. It's probably some uber secret marketing trick, described in obscure 1000$ ebooks. The box even has a barcode and of course every software has a Pro version, even if thats the only version available.

TODAY’S HEADLINES

zxza — Thu, 13 Apr 2006 20:17:16 +0000

These red tomatoes, who shook them dear, who f…. you, shh be quiet not a word, this pepper without seeds, how you suck it timelessly.

Oh yeah, the classics.

Finally I will give some useful info to my 0 readers. The most important meal of the day are the backlinks, forget about everything else, you can put up 10000 pages with the sentence “Your father drinks semen from levitating cups” and if you have enough backlinks it’ll rank pretty well. That was the uber new and vital information for today. Now I shall complain about the fact that after most of my sites were banned I’m earning the monthly wage of a North Korean garbage collector. It sucks, that’s why I’m writing this whole crap in the first place. So if you want this to stop, send a bag of money this way and I’ll stop writing this crap. Yeah, I’m talking to you, 0 readers. I see you keep ignoring me, assholes, 1 of these 0 readers even wanted to criticize me. I don’t like critizism and I don’t like the people who like it. Does my English suck? Yes sir, it does. Do I care? No sir, you don’t. Do I have schizophrenia? Yes sir, I do, I’m still waiting for that cool drug Abilify to be released.

No title

zxza — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:01:06 +0000

I’m no EU citizen, but I bought a .eu domain, two even and I’ll make another WH site. Then I’ll have 3 WH sites, my first 3 months old WH site will soon cover the costs of the hosting and domain. WH sites suck, how the hell do these nerds at digitalpoint earn a shitload of money from those sites. Article submission, buying links is too much of an effort, what I WANT is to be ranked instantly just because I actually made the effort of setting up a WH site. Needless to say it doesn’t happen. What pisses me off even more is that I set up another WH site with the massive 20 pages of info and it’s still not indexed, not even the homepage. I demand that my WH sites are indexed, ranked and earn me a living without me doing anything about it. If google, msn or yahoo are reading this, they must do whatever they can so that I earn 30$/day from these WH sites NOW. Did I make myself clear? I have some very important friends so don’t make me call them, ok? You wouldn’t want to mess with Saddam Hussein, George Bush, Stalin_14_m, H-i-t-l-e-r and Emperor^^Hirohito do you? Not to mention my army of online suicide bombers, who have already strapped highly explosive online semtex and put their whole internet existance in small bags around their body. This includes their whole collection of gay porn, forum posts and Warcraft 3 replays. On detonation, all of this data will explode and pierce the whole internet, so you’ll be finding gay porn pics on government sites for years to come.

How I got rich

zxza — Sun, 09 Apr 2006 11:40:17 +0000

Not long ago I was poor (I couldn't find the colors in wordpress so imagine the bold parts are yellow), miserable, had to sell both kidneys, gained weight too fast, my penis was tiny. Now I'm rich, lost 50 kg, enlarged my penis with 10cm and own 98 high quality slaves. It all happened after I was introduced to the secret society of the highly secret tool ULTIMATE MONEY ADSENSE GENERATOR Pro. It's still not available and I wonder if I should give it to you at all, but here is some feedback about it:

Mitch Bucanon – "I learned how to dismantle a nuclear bomb in the baywatch academy, but I never learned how to earn big bucks. My salary was good enough back in those days, but after they canceled the show even my chest hair started falling off, it lost it's curly shape and I couldn't even wear my 80s shirts properly. Thats when I saved a guy from drowning, it turned out he was a member of the secret society, so he repayed me by giving me ULTIMATE MONEY ADSENSE GENERATOR Pro. In a matter of days my chest hair started growing again, manlier than ever before! This is real. If you're offered to buy this program do it, the price doesn't matter."

The Captain "I was sent to Vietnam with a secret mission, to discover Walter Kurz's secret tribe and introduce the ULTIMATE MONEY ADSENSE GENERATOR Pro. They deserved it. I was travelling on a small boat, and my men were curious and asked me what was my goal. I said "We're going 75 clicks above the Do Lang bridge. That's classified." One of my men said "Thats like 20$", I said "We're not supposed to have that much money, but thats our aim, just keep me close to my destination and I'll cut you and the crew loose with a copy of the generator".

Don't delay and purchase it now or you might miss your only chance to get this piece of software. Remember I'm doing you a favor by selling and I'm even losing the money you'll give me. It's just that exclusive.

What is wrong with Google?

zxza — Sat, 08 Apr 2006 13:50:18 +0000

No really, I don’t get it, why can’t they be like other companies and waste so much efforts and resources to prove they’re ‘cool, modern, down to earth, in touch with the NEXT GENERATION, geeks’. For example instead of just leaving a “No spam” or “Empty” message in the gmail spam folder, they put “Hooray, no spam here!”. Hooray? I’m guessing it’s all part of the this whole “Team building” and friendliness hype, gathering employees forcing them to wear T-shirts with the company logo and to take part in humiliating games like running with a bag on your feet, or popping balloons with your face. On such meetings everything is casual and people should tell and laugh at company jokes like “Hey one of the guys from the adsense team put up a personal ad for aprils fool day and guess what, his ad sucked so much he got 0.13% CTR”. And this is the moment when the fake smile and laughter instinct activates, an instinct invaluable in the corporate world. Yeah that’s the kind of company I imagine google to be.

Matt Cutts’ blog is like the miniversion of Google, he posts stuff supposed to be funny and a shitload of people comment “OH matt that cracked me up, I can’t feel my stomach from all that laughing”. Then Matt is like “I’m rich, famous, intelligent and still funny, what more can I want from life”. Another reason why spam rocks so much, it ruins the internet, which already is a piece of shit.